III • FLUFFY APOCALYPSE
✨ that key doesn't open any dimension
check your invitation for the secret code
THE YEAR IS 2026
THE FLUFF HAS FALLEN
, you've received this transmission.
The AIs have taken over. Mechanical sheep
graze on every corner. Sheep butts everywhere.
Chrome wool. Glass eyes. Synthetic bleats.
THE RESISTANCE
But not all sheep are chrome.
Deep in the hills of Alentejo, the real ones remain.
Organic wool. Warm blood. Actual bleats.
They're gathering. And so are we.
✨ 0 / 80 rebels confirmed ✨
MISSION BRIEFING
→ Rebels arrive from 2pm
→ Communal feast preparation
→ Opening ceremony at sundown
→ Underground sound frequencies
→ Dance against the machine
→ Midnight sauna conspiracies
→ Recovery brunch for survivors
→ Leave no trace protocol
→ Scatter by 2pm
YOUR
CONTRIBUTION
Every rebel brings something to the cause.
What will you offer the flock?
or leave blank — we'll find a gap in the matrix
THE BURN
We will build a robot sheep.
Chrome wool. LED eyes. Bluetooth bleats.
And then we will burn it.
Not a real sheep. Never a real sheep.
Anti-synthetic. Pro-organic. Pro-life.
CO-CONSPIRATORS
No spectators in the resistance.
Everyone contributes. Everyone belongs.
SAFE HOUSE
Where will you hide from the bots?
Glamping spots are limited — first come, first served!
FUND THE RESISTANCE
Revolutions run on food and fire.
Contribute what you can.
Covers: Saturday dinner + Sunday brunch
+ supplies + the robot sheep we're burning
Sliding scale. Give what feels right. 💜
THE MANIFESTO
PACK YOUR KIT
→ Sleeping gear (or book a glamping pod)
→ Drinks for the bar — we share
→ Water bottle & cup
→ Warm layers — nights are cold in February
→ Costumes, disguises, sheep ears
→ All food (veggie/vegan friendly)
→ Sound system & dance floor
→ Sacred sauna
→ The robot sheep effigy
→ Fire. Lots of fire.
THE FLOCK IS GATHERING
THE BOT IS BUILT
,
will you join the resistance?
🐑 We trust you, fellow sheep. Pay what feels right.
The resistance grows stronger.
Coordinates incoming. Keep your wool warm.
Feb 7 2pm → Feb 8 2pm
Traditional Dream Factory, Portugal